What Would You Do With A Robot?

Option 1: Make a fighting machine with opposable thumbs:
To quote P. J. O'Rourke: Never fight an inanimate object.
I'd like to add to that, "Especially if that inanimate object is doing kung-fu and biceps curls using a hammer."

Thanks to Robots-Dreams

Option 2: F**k It ... Oh yeah, and learn to blow S**t up with you're eyes: